When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."
Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*
Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"
Bros A and B: *Surprised*
Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*
Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"
Bros A and B: *Surprised*
by Ebronomics January 10, 2012
you're as gay as ricky howard
by juicydave April 18, 2005
The most famous Boston University (BU) alumnus since Martin Luther King, Jr. and Bill O'Reilly and Jullianne Moore.
by John Shin May 29, 2005
A comedian from Britain who has his own show (Russell Howard's Good News) and also appears on Mock the Week and on stage.
He is very funny, and makes jokes out of hilarious news stories, but sometimes throws in his unique perspective on life.
He has a lazy eye, which some sad people can't seem to understand as the reason for "His annoying twitch", and he lives in Warwickshire.
I would suggest watching his shows, they really make you laugh and feel better.
He also coined the phrase Tatty Bojangles.
He is very funny, and makes jokes out of hilarious news stories, but sometimes throws in his unique perspective on life.
He has a lazy eye, which some sad people can't seem to understand as the reason for "His annoying twitch", and he lives in Warwickshire.
I would suggest watching his shows, they really make you laugh and feel better.
He also coined the phrase Tatty Bojangles.
Russell Howard: I think the papers are making Britain a worse place to live, don't you think?
Just the unremitting horror of the daily express, they might as well just get rid of news and print
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACK AND CRIME, OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!
They're all the same; the daily mail every day "ASBOS, muslims, speed camera, speed camera,
ASBOS, muslims, speed camera- then the sun: Are you a paedo? Are you? Are you?Have a bang at her tits, 16 today, are you a paedo!?". The Independent, you try and read it, it's like it's grabbing you by the throat: "ARE YOU RECYCLING?! ARE YA?! YOU'VE JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU!". All the while, The Guardian's in the corner, fanning itself with a wall-chart: "You silly little things. Tell 'em, Telegraph." "CRICKEET! CRICKEEET!" It's too much!"
Just the unremitting horror of the daily express, they might as well just get rid of news and print
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACK AND CRIME, OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!
They're all the same; the daily mail every day "ASBOS, muslims, speed camera, speed camera,
ASBOS, muslims, speed camera- then the sun: Are you a paedo? Are you? Are you?Have a bang at her tits, 16 today, are you a paedo!?". The Independent, you try and read it, it's like it's grabbing you by the throat: "ARE YOU RECYCLING?! ARE YA?! YOU'VE JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU!". All the while, The Guardian's in the corner, fanning itself with a wall-chart: "You silly little things. Tell 'em, Telegraph." "CRICKEET! CRICKEEET!" It's too much!"
by LilyP December 24, 2013
Toddy Howard, the Ultimate Top, is the god of sex. Within seconds of it starting, you will be torn apart. I mean that literally. Your entire body will be violently torn in half, leading to a painful but quick death.
by ThatOneDude1817 May 01, 2019
A girl who hates hugs.
Hugs can be traded for jelly beans and tic tacs.
A special person. If she opens up to you, you are one lucky person.
Hugs can be traded for jelly beans and tic tacs.
A special person. If she opens up to you, you are one lucky person.
by KTqwerty December 30, 2013
Literally the best human in this planet. She is sooooooo funny and will randomly sing songs on face time and yell at you if you if you don’t sing along. She is a tick tock gooooood. She will try and teach you the dances but then take up like 99% of the screen. She will let you go on rants and hate everyone you hate even when your being a bitch. She will also FaceTime you when ever. Like literally when ever. Except when “she’s eating fucking dinner”. She is literally so amazing and fun and an icon. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider yourself very lucky. Also, BACK OF MY BEST FRIEND!
Ilysm Mandy💘💘💘💘💘💘
Ilysm Mandy💘💘💘💘💘💘
Person 1- Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. I want to be her best friend.
Person 2- Jane is already her best friend.
Person 1- Oh yeah. They are both so iconic.
Person 2- Jane is already her best friend.
Person 1- Oh yeah. They are both so iconic.
by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019