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Holland

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Holland: Actual Name: The Netherlands (Nederland)
Ethnic Groups: 80% Dutch

20% other
Capital: Amsterdam
Population: 16,500,156
Size: 41.526 Square Kilometers
Government type: Democratic Kingdom

The Netherlands is a small country, but very important.
It Has 2 Large Cities: Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Rotterdam is one of the largest ports in the world. This has to be so, because the Dutch Economy relies on it.

The official langauge is Dutch. There are also regions where other dialects are spoken.

The country consists of 12 provinces, who all have there own capital. One province Flevoland, was first in the sea, but was dug out later.

Most people think all Dutch people hate germans, but that is not true. Most Dutch people feel absolutely no hatred against the Germans.

Good things that come from Holland are: The Beer, Phillips, Soccer clubs, video games, movie directors, cheese and tulips.

In The Netherlands, Hasj is legal. This worries many people, but it is handled well. Also Prostitution is legal.
The Legal age to drink is 16, to drive is 17.

The Immigrants, can come to the Netherlands, But are mostly treated as second-class people.

Basically you can read everything what Italiano1207 says, and believe the Opposite. He probaply is 12 years old.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; Yes I would like that!
by Casdebom June 25, 2009
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"man, jessica is such a horean."

"i know, it's a beautiful thing."
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Hollan

A last name that does not have a freaking "d" on the end!
Not to be confused with what is now known as The Netherlands.
My last name is "Hollan"...without the "d."
by Jaxon348 May 22, 2008
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tom holland's wife

tom holland's wife is married to tom holland. tom holland's wife is nessa. you just can't get any better definition.
oh shit that's tom holland and tom holland's wife, nessa.
by notparkersfilms May 23, 2019
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Holland

A city in southwest Michigan known for its Tulip Festival and a large population of repressed white Christian middle-class baby-boomers desperatley seeking to stem the tide of modern culture and minority empowerment.
"We're going to Holland to see the Tulips and be judged by our appearance."
by Mecharabbit July 14, 2007
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Hotlanta

Archaic name of Atlanta, Ga. used in the same sense as "Christiana" (Oslo) or "New Amsterdam" (Manhattan). After the Leo Frank incident it was decided that more civility was needed, thus the institution of neo-traditional placenames.
Scarlett: If you go, where shall I go? what shall I do? What could be more crunk than Hotlanta?
Rhett Butler: Frankly my dear, get out tha way bitch, get out tha way
by Shelby Dade Foote, Jr. August 12, 2011
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Hollandism

Hollandism is the only religion that actually makes sense. It was founded in central Illinois in early 2008. Hollandism worships the beliefs of its founder "T-man". Such beliefs include, but are not limited to: the worthlessness of all other religions, the sacredness of beer, and the important value of profanity to prove any point.
I recently converted to Hollandism when i discovered Christianity is bullshit.
by Athens213 January 7, 2010
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