Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry April 23, 2011

Holy Buh

Exclaimation; a traditional exclamation of excitement or surprise, used originally by Buddhist monks who had traveled nearby the Alexis to teach.

Holy Buh! Look at the size of that harpoon!

by Doc Dauber February 03, 2004

holy shnippits

a way of saying 'holy cow'

HOLY SHNIPPITS MAN, no WAY would i be using the nurse's chapstick, you SICKO!!GOSH!!

by j to tha a to tha ckie January 04, 2005

Holy Shizzite

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.

Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!

by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023

Holy Fudge

A less swearing way of saying "Holy Fuck" Or say "Fuck" In general.

"Holy Fudge that was incredible"

by DavidJJM8 April 24, 2016

Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

holy head

The act of giving and/or recieving head in church. Particularly during service.

We snuck into a classroom and got some holy head while the preacher was going on about chastity.

by Lectric June 21, 2007