hacked

irritated, exhausted.

"Man , ah` am completely hacked"

hacked by William Warney July 7, 2009

Boehme Handed 

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.

GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed

Boehme Handed by poop monster August 30, 2006

Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.

Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed

Wet Handed by Chance Mills February 7, 2009

squirrel handed 

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

squirrel handed by *tweak* September 19, 2003

wet-handed 

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

wet-handed by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Two-handed-pants-dive 

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

Two-handed-pants-dive by WBW May 18, 2006

pubic hankey

A little rag you use to wipe away your vagina. Also known as a ratty-perma-douche-cloth.

"I've been jogging all day and i sure could use a quick wipe of my pubic hankey."

pubic hankey by BrandonSnagee May 12, 2006