National handjob day

HAND JOB
Hand job means to jerk off your dick or penis

Boys get ready because on Friday April 13th 2018 it is national handjob day. On this day any girl can come up to you sit you down and give you a handjob. Or boys can ask and girls have to say yes. Girls get your game up because the boys are coming hard #sloppytoppy #longdickstyle

Come give daddy a handjob girl
Come beat my meat and call me daddy it’s national handjob day

by Handjob day May 25, 2018

PR Handjob

Public relations hand job : the art of telling known falsehoods to the public for their consumption to prop up an undeserved positive impression.

Telling the public buying a certain stock is good when it isn't.. is is a PR handjob.

by koreturnman January 13, 2012

Literary handjob

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

by Devil monkey December 17, 2008

Rock, Paper, Handjob

Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.

The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

Texas handjob

A handjob with your feet instead of hands.

"Dude did you do stuff with Angela last night?"

"Yea she gave me a Texas Handjob!"

by M.C.A.O May 27, 2009

Hollywood-handjob

When actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. Can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue

Film: 'The postman'
Kevin Costner: "Hey, aren't you famous?"
Tom Petty: "yeah, I was, once. But you ARE famous."

Wow, did you see the Hollywood-handjob that Ben Afleck Gave Will Smith in 'Jersey girl'? We pay you to act like someone other than yourself whe we go to see a movie.

by uzi4u June 14, 2006

Chicago Handjob

A handjob, Chicago style - just like the steak. Bleeding rare on the inside, crispy and burned on the outside. Next time, don't forget the lube.

Bro, that whore gave me a Chicago handjob, pass the aloe vera.

by T Collins May 2, 2010