hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.

Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"

by john london October 20, 2004

bo hagon

1. dude in bme..
2. bald headed skank

1. u heard that new bo hagon shit?
2. look at the bo hagon

by kira skanksford May 18, 2006

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

hamock

when a girl has huge tits, so hug that it would seem she would need a hamock to hold them up and not a bra

Alex: yo look at her tits

Aidan: yeh total hamock

by michelle dennet December 7, 2012

Hamnesia

When there is no amount of evidence, no matter how substantial, that will ever change your mind.

It was clear that Ken Ham had a serious case of hamnesia when asked the question, "What evidence, if any, would make you change your mind about your theories?" and he replied, "No amount of evidence would ever change my mind!"

by dirtydan500 April 26, 2014

Hamnah

Possibly the greatest and biggest noob the world has, and will ever see.

That Hamnah is a gian noob

by Sir Muffin December 19, 2012

hambone

An excessively geeky, stinky, or strange ham (amateur) radio operator. In other words, your typical ham radio operator.

Even though I have my ham license, I'm not a hambone because I'm normal.

by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004