Alexander Hamilton 

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.

History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."

Alexander Hamilton by nanithafuc May 29, 2017

julie hamilton 

Typically a clever disguise for a Succubus worn so as to not alert her prey to her sinister soul sucking agenda.

Damn bro I used to have a soul but that Julie Hamilton sucked it right out of me

julie hamilton by babydaddy187 October 20, 2013

Justin Hamilton

Name given to a Marine, usually a Corporal, in his young twenties with a serious of medical conditions. Most notably a shoulder that breaks with any movement. Do not expect any Hamilton's to be physically fit for any exercise or training. Hamilton's should be issued Life Alert's since they have a tendency to fall unexpectedly and become helpless due to injuries.

Pvt: Sgt, I just got a phone call from the new Marine.

Sgt: You mean Justin Hamilton?

Pvt: Yes Sgt, apparently he fell in the his barracks shower and cant get up.

Sgt: What a turd.

Justin Hamilton by Cubanimmigrant April 1, 2009

elizabeth schuyler hamilton

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton was Married to Alexander Hamilton and had two sisters Angelica Schuyler and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler and had a lot of kids

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton had a lot of kids right?

elizabeth schuyler hamilton by TheresNoMoreNamesFu- May 29, 2017

Lewis Hamilton 

Lewis Hamilton is a driver who will complain about tyres and then set fastest laps. He wins with the fastest car, but will be outscored by his teammate when in a decent car. The white Mercedes suit looked better on him, and he would probably be able to beat his teammate if he used it.

He also likes posting thirst traps

Look, theres Lewis Hamilton. Hes probably complaining about his tyres

Lewis Hamilton by BonoMyTyresAreGone July 9, 2022

Lewis Hamilton 

He is:
-The first black F1 racer
-Mercedes racer
-An icon

Person 1: Who’s Lewis Hamilton?
Me: An icon

Lewis Hamilton by CantThinkGacha May 17, 2021

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

tender hamilton by james July 1, 2003