The Hamburglar 

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

The Hamburglar by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

hamburgerman 

Relic Comics would like to apologize for the fake definition of hamburgerman made earlier. We had nothing to do with that persons actions. Hamburgerman was invented by the-Coach. After creating it in sunday school, with several 1-3 panel shorts the-coach created Relic Co. And Relic studios is a part of that which now creates many comics, and more. We do not Think Urban dictionary should be used as a form of revenge. The individual who left the false definition earlier is a troubled, pathetic, girl, who jsut wanted attention and could not think of any ideas of her own. So thus they posted the false definition. Relic Co is not associated with her in anyway. Relic Co would like to ask urban dictionary to remove the false, incorrect, stolen definition, if that is possible. We do not want people to have the wrong information, nor let that individual get away with this stunt. here is the real story of Hamburgerman: In the year 2000 a terrorist was going to bomb mcdonalds, but when he decided to call off his terroristic life he had to stash the nukes. So he threw them away. All the food in the trash can came alive and became transformed. One of the hamburgers relized that he was givin his powers and he must use them to help mankind. But there are those who decided to use it to gain more power. Hamburgerman then began fighting the evil. After many dramatic battles he retired. But then a threat that was person to him, destroyed his life, the threat was in fact from the inside of the BSFU (bistanders stopping frequent uprisings). Hanmburgerman then had to go rogue. The series stopped there. But now Relic Studios and Relic Comics are working together to bring you a whole new hamburgerman experience. Hamburgerman the series.

Relic Co is an official orginization. The rights to all the characters, including hambugerman, is owned by Relic Co. Any other versions are un-official, and what is said them is completely false, they haev nothign to do with the story line, and are probably not as good.

Hamburgerman is the worlds greatest Super Hero.

hamburgerman by The-Coach August 16, 2006

Hamburger Uppercut

Defn 1: When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamburger an uppercut.

Defn 2: Maegan's Poon

When I left rotting raw hamburg in fron of Maegan's door, she knew it was because she was a dirty slut with a hamburger uppercut.

Hamburger Uppercut by Insane Preacher March 15, 2008

hamburger pussy 

A raw, sore and inflamed vagina often the result of hardcore pussy eating, rug munching or twat grazing.

See Cannibalingus

His insatiable ass licking turned my man hole into hamburger pussy!

hamburger pussy by Mudcunt October 1, 2006

Hamburger Meat 

Descriptive term for one whos hair is so dense and nappy that it appears that someone has slapped a pound of ground beef on their scalp or chest...

"That nigga growin a fro? He need to cut that hamburger meat off his head".

Hamburger Meat by Beezer October 24, 2004

Hamburger Helper 

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

Hamburger Helper by squidfinder123 September 18, 2005

Hamburger 

the sparse hair that protrudes out of an open neck shirt. most commonly found on a Doug Johnson.

Dude 1: " Dude! Look at that guys hamburger!"
Dude 2: "Must be a Doug Johnson!"
Dude 3: "I wish I was a Doug Johnson!"

Hamburger by Kyle and Heather April 24, 2010