Happiness

Something that is completely unrealstic

I'm feeling happiness

by Person2211 October 28, 2016

haling

To lie in a joking way, to be a trickster. To be a "Hal".

Hal told everyone he had talked to the building manager who said the AC was broken for the whole summer. But they all knew he was just haling.

by philuppus June 3, 2018

HALIN

Halin is the hottest bitch in the world. She is cool, funny, beautiful and smart. She is a simp for Sandra ;) and Sandra is a simp for her. She always makes you feel safe and you will never have a bad time around her. She is one of the most loyal friends out there <3
p.s she is a good kisser ;)

Halin is a bad bitch

by Halin June 23, 2021

Happiness

Enjoying, showing, or marked by pleasure, satisfaction, or joy.

Happiness is something everyone wants but few actually get.

She is happiness.

by HT January 26, 2004

happiness

A rare and sought-after emotion of warmth and joy. Although it is in huge and ever-growing demand, there has never been an attempt to put a proper market value on it nor has there been any attempt to sell it retail.

"Happiness is my goal."

by tuna_legends December 28, 2005

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Happiness

Dee Fizzy.

Ron; I'm so happy today!

Karl; Like Dee Fizzy?

Ron; Yeah dude, he's the meaning of happiness!

by ashnollie October 13, 2011