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Hawkings Moment

Hawkings Moment (noun) a brief period of time.
I was having a Hawkins Moment during our chat about movies, too busy pondering black holes to hear what you said.

Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.
by Dertylarry February 9, 2026
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Hanking

Tim got locked up for hanking in Time Square and someone caught him white handed.
by Hanking Harold January 1, 2025
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Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it
by anonymous March 31, 2025
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Hawking a loogie

Hawking a loogie on someone means that spitting on somebody only means that they hate you and they hope you die. Hawking a loogie is not romantic, or attractive through sexuality. Hawking a loogie is not forplay in sex, it just means the person is spitting on someone that they hope dies.
Did you see Steve Hawking a Loogie on Joseph? He really hates that man.

Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
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Hayking

Disappearing for a prolonged period of time, only to reappear and act like nothing happened.
''He's hayking as always, but he'll be back soon.''
by alexxiei November 11, 2025
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media hacking

unusual or innovative uses of electronic media to maximize the number of people who a message is conveyed to a once
by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2010
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