Simp Cuck semi-husband

A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.

Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.

by GarMic October 8, 2023

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by mantrafordivorce April 24, 2019

lady husband

A non lesbian life partner.

Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be

My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.

by KatyWalker October 9, 2007

Stepford Husband

A robot-like man who always behaves predictably and politely and overall is rather boring and unmemorable.

Mitt Romney is an excellent example of a Stepford husband.

by burghf_er August 31, 2018

step-husband

a side nigga, the dude you go to when your real husband not acting right

My step-husband is coming over saturday because the real husband is pissing me off. #stephusbandsaturdays

by nunyabusiness76 September 12, 2019

corpse husband

Has a deep voice and makes wack music

Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying

Jim: “have you heard corpse husbands voice? i’m bouta cum.“
normal: “but have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.“

by notme69420 January 10, 2021

brother husband

When you look like you could be related to the man you married.

Dude, don't the newlyweds kind of look like they could be related?
Definitely, he is her brother husband for sure!

I will now feast on you, my darling brother husband!

by medionakoya March 30, 2011