monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.

1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.

by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

shooting guard

A position in basketball which usually shoots from the perimeter.

MJ is da best shootin guard

by blah June 8, 2003

guard

the part of a sword thats above the hilt and below the blade that prevents other swords fom hitting your fingers.

samurai1:*swings sword down opponents blade.

samurai2:guard automatically blocks* haha

by ykcir00222 November 9, 2009

Guardy

An amazingly talented person who can twirl, spin, consecutive, drop spin, and toss anything they want to.

Look at that awesome Guardy girl tossing a quad with her sabre@#$*

by Dot 1470 January 13, 2004

Bow Guard

(Verb) To hog; a term often used by stoners in a marijuana circle whenever someone smokes for a long time without passing the Joint.

Don't bow guard the joint; share it to someone else.

by AnonymouslyManlyMan August 29, 2011

Wilderness Guardians

- Top 5 p2p clan
- Awesome community
- Anti-rpkers

Great clan in the game of Runescape and is well known throughout the community. They don't have the best levels of the other Top 15 clans but
their numbers and community makes up for it. As of November 06, they are ranked 13ish with 200+ members.

They also practice the art of anti-rpking in which they do not PK (kill) people in the wild who are not threats. This art is also well-known in the clan community.

Owned BK in an official too (H)

Top P2p clans:
1. Damage Inc
2. Runescape Dinasty
3. The Dynasty
4. Wilderness Guardians
5. Divine Forces

by Total Riot November 18, 2006