Gutz

A individual usually very large and Italian looking. Gutz can often be seen eating weird amounts of food.

Gutz is in the restaurant with a plate of fettuccine

by “Dean” March 17, 2022

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

gurtz

Extremely thirsty

“Oh look my lads thirsty gurtz “

by Gurtzbpy April 23, 2022

Guatito

A very racist slur towards Hispanic people. It is one of the most egregious slurs that has ever been said or made ever,

"That stupid fucking guatito"

"Whoa dude thats super racist..."

by Daniel Baxton June 25, 2022

Guatemalan Fire Drill

The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.

The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman

by ArcticGoose February 1, 2023

Guatranian

The filthy dirty offspring of a Guatemalan and a Ukrainian.

The Guatranian sat on his porch waiting for his welfare check so he can buy some Fentanyl and tampico juice. Meanwhile the Guatranian children were stealing bikes too big for them.

by bertrando1 May 23, 2023

Guatemalan Toe Jam

When you perform anal with your girl using your big toe, swirling it around until you get all the remnants out.

“Heard Sally let Jerry collect some Guatemalan Toe Jam last night.”

by LifesAJ_O_K_E June 23, 2023