monkey gremlin

A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.

"This boy that my friend dated is a monkey gremlin"

by tasha278 May 4, 2010

pull a gremlin

To get mean and ugly when drinking. Just as the Gremlin of 80s mythology multiplied when wet, so can the ugliness of some people grow when drinking malt liquor or other nasty alcohol.

Sorry I pulled a gremlin last night...I guess I've been kinda stressed lately and 120oz of King Cobra didn't help.

Don't pull a gremlin again or you're cut off the Colt 45, dude.

by y11248 July 17, 2007

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Gremlin

A big black penis

Girl 1:"I really want a gremlin inside of me'
Girl 2:" yeah, me too"

by Anonymous074 July 17, 2014

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014

Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.

"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."

by The Beard January 5, 2015

Fandom Gremlin

Someone who is childishly, gender-neutrally nerdy\geeky and lives for fandom as if it was their job and\or lifestyle.

Synonymous with "Fandomer".

Normie 1: Layla has a lot of drawings and stories about that "Galen Frontier Sparkle Z" anime. She's even cosplayed the characters once or twice. I just can't get how she can do that if she has never saw it or read the manga.

Normie 2: First, call her Kyochibi instead. Kyochibi is a fandom gremlin, so she usually gets into fandoms through the Internet, and sometime later may end up watching or reading some of their source material.

Normie 1: So, she's not a fan of the thing, she's a fan of the FANDOM? Well, I guess, it makes sense. She's been referring as her fics and art, as metafanon instead of fanon

by Kyko Micsu December 18, 2016