Gomchie

having ugliness of appearance or having little or no beauty.

Aye Joe, look at this gomchie ass nigga.

by Gilberty April 19, 2008

Goochbag

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove

"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!

by P Sizzles October 21, 2008

Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

gooch mane

overgrown pubic hair that extends to the perineum region

that boy got a gooch mane like BRR

by radrictheentertainer May 22, 2011

Gooch deodorant

Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.

Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.

by Bluewaffledude October 26, 2011

Goochamos

Is a decendent from a line of words used in slang meaning "good" or "how are you?" Starting from "what's up?" evolving to "whats good?" to "whats gucci?" to "Goochamos". It can be used in many different styles of context.

Dude, I think the cops are following us.

Nah, were goochamos.

or,

How you feeling man?

GOOCHAMOS

or,

Dude, I cant believe we both banged Tracey!

Yea man that Eiffel Tower was goochamos

by D. RizZlE October 4, 2012

Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013