Gertz

a douchebag

Tommy, you're such a Gertz!

by Penisboy May 10, 2004

Gertz

When a person leaves work early when no one is looking.

I went over to his desk to drop off the TPS reports but he had already pulled a Gertz.

by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008

Gertz

A malformed, almost grinch-like, hairless man with a severe intellectual deficiency. Often mistaken for a homeless person.

Person 1: Poor weird looking little man seems to be homeless and in need of help.

Person 2: I don't think he's homeless, probably just a gertz.

by Timmy Franchise February 10, 2010

gertzed

To fall victim in a case of mistaken identity, especially on social media. Similar to Matthew Gertz receiving a lot of backlash after reporting of Matt Gaetz and his alleged Venmo excursions.

Oh man did you see all the nasty tweets that went to that guy's account after Republican Politician got caught? He totally got Gertzed!

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia May 4, 2021

gerthical

the state of being gerthy

You're far to gerthical for that belt....bitch.

by mozeratiemother October 23, 2007

Gertzma

a person with red hair, freckles, no soul and pale skin.

Every person who lives in Ireland and Boston MA is a Gertzma.

by J.M.G February 23, 2008

gert gerhuner burgers

Huge tastey breasts

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009