Ben Garrison

the brown stain that collects around the anus after many years of bowel movements

Andy goes to the anal bleacher to have his Ben Garrison removed in anticipation of anal sex after meeting a new man on grinder.

by Some say the worst December 3, 2019

Garrett

Garrett is completely perfect. He is always there for his friends and girlfriend. Garrett is someone who has a soft side but looks like he can fuck you up. His blonde hair and blue eyes make all of the girls want him. All though, some people think he has issues he doesn't. Garrett is the definition of perfect. Garrett belongs with girls who relate to them, he likes Doctor Who, video games and working out. He is perfect.

You: Who is that your dating

Friend: My boyfriend he's a total Garrett!

by Violet-H. May 16, 2013

Garrit

Garrit is an amazing father who is the best dad in the world. He can do almost anything he dreams of.

There goes Garrit being an amazing father.

by Garrit December 9, 2017

Garrett

A absolute mad lad with the biggest dick. He is the king of all and he will rape you in the ass. He’s friends with Lester the mollester

Garrett could beat both shaggy and shrek for the n-word pass

by Uh oh stinky,stinky poopy December 22, 2019

Garret

Hottttt, funny, really good kisser. Always a good time and a good one time hookup or boyfriend. Can really do it all, text him whenever you need some fun.

"Last night I was snap chatting garret and he was such a good time"

by FBGMx2 July 29, 2016

Knee Garr

You have an extremely large amount of Garr in your knee.

Bro, i cant play i have some hella Knee Garr.

by Gertholomy Lamert August 21, 2009

Garrett

If you meet a Garrett, know you are a very lucky person. His smile will simply make your day better, and will light up the room. He is funny, smart, athletic, and even an amazing friend. He will never let you down and that laugh of his will make you fall head over heels for him. Goofy as can be, never let go of him. Keep him forever.

Girl 1: "Who's that guy over there? He seems so funny!
Girl 2: "Oh! That's Garrett!"
Girl 1: "Not surprising..."

by ispeakforthetrees1231 February 1, 2020