Gainked

To happen without warning.

Somebody gainked my last pop-tart.

Last night we gainked some newbs outside Gludin

by Sexy McFly August 27, 2004

Gainesville, FL

Also known as Hell. A mediocre place to come for four years to get an education, yet a horrific place to subject your children to grow up in. Full of pretentious hipsters and yuppies, everything is driven by money and trends, and you are judged at every opportunity, though the judges are too good of people to really pass judgment. The term ACR has been coined to describe lifelong residents born in the mother county, Alachua, and most are miserable until they escape it's clutches. This term does not refer solely to rednecks and Wal-Mart shoppers with four teeth.

Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, I grew up in Hell.

Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

Gantin

scottish word commonly used to describe one who smells, or a person who is cosmetically challenged ( ugly ) also said to describe the genitailia of a female

"here who shat thats fuckin gantin!!"
"AHH look it hur face shes Gantin!!"
"mate fuck shaggin hur, Hur Fannys Gantin!!!"

by Martin Reilly April 14, 2009

gainer monkey

a freerunner or parkour kid that gainers. Part of a group of freerunners.

Bill- " They are an awesome group of gainer monkeys."
Mike- " That one can't even slant gainer."

by parkour-theworld October 6, 2012

Gainalsex

Anal sex performed for financial gain.

I'm broke as a joke but Jimmy loves me. I think I'll just have some gainalsex with him to pay my bills.

by Coron, the almighty October 27, 2012

Gain Raped

When someone prevents you from going to the gym to make some glorious gains.

Bro #1: Bro, did you get your work in lastnight?
Bro #2 : Bro, I was headed out the door to the gym when my wife gain raped me with a honey do list.

by Chief gains November 22, 2016

gainage

The term used by jocks to define their massive arms and chests

My gainage is just so good son, I got a 315 squat for 5 reps in high school.

by Victor The Flexabetes Kid June 16, 2017