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Gremlin

Thirsty, knob gobbling whores who crave the sweet juice from men's red fruit.
“I had to leave a Matt Rife show early because the gremlins were starting to crowd the stage.”
by Kevpac588 July 15, 2023
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Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.
My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.
by Chester J. L'Carne September 20, 2021
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unwashed gremlin

Unwashed Gremlin. -Any person who owns commie weaponry, you should never trust this type of person as they would kill you for a rusty can of beans. ie, owns an ak style of gun or worships slavshit like it.
Person#1 Hey have you seen David lately?
Person#2 No he went with that Unwashed Gremlin to his cave to look at all of his stolen guns.
Person#1 RIP David.
by America's last hope. July 5, 2017
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bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed
“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”
by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023
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Dogfaced Gremlin

Nick name used by professional wrestler Rick Steiner; A term used to describe an ugly woman with a bad attitude.
by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023
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Pink Gremlin

A sub-type of Gremlin that is particularly chaotic. Often seen in a pink hoodie with the strings pulled tight, Pink Gremlin's are unpredictable in behavior but not violent. They only spawn during an online gaming sesh, an in-person party, or at bedtime. You will not find one during the day, in the wild. They retreat to places that cannot be found by non-Gremlins. Exposure to a Pink Gremlin will cause (but is not limited to): confusion, inquisitiveness, elation, laughing, sweating, and incontinence.
Person 1: What is that thing eating all the pretzels and somersaulting on the couch?

Person 2: Ah, that's a Pink Gremlin. It always shows up when I party on Fridays.
by CleanCheeks January 15, 2024
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Gremlin

Corey pumacummings
by Zemo666 July 30, 2023
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