future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

FutureHistory

something SO!! good and great it's better than perfect it's future history one day in the future kids will be learning about it in class during history lessons

1 i'm the future man i'm futurehistory,
2 Damn she's fine - she's futurehistory,
3 this gang, were future history right here in the making scoobs.

by FutureHistory April 25, 2006

futuretruth

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.

I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.

by Chuck K July 20, 2007

future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for

an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh

by aborted_robot April 23, 2010

Future Slag

An insult to a young bitchy girl.

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!

by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 31, 2011

Futterbace

The opposite of a butterface. A woman with a hot face and mediocre body.

That Camilla Vallejo is such a Futterbace!

by luckypierre September 8, 2012

funturbing

Something so incredibly disturbing that it becomes inappropriately funny.

"Ryan, this photo of Davalia is so funturbing!"

by dickbuttdick February 5, 2015