Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Furniburn

A bonfire using fuel of collected wooden furniture or (burniture), such as bookcases, dressers, tables, etc.

I found a complete table and chairs set made of oak. This will be a highlight of the furniburn

by tamaholic July 31, 2011

Furnaced It

When you placed something in an area of most inconvenience.

From Minecraft, the furnace, if you place it in the middle of the room, or infront of the door.

If someone parks their car in front of YOU'RE DRIVE-WAY! They "Furnaced It".

by UberFefa February 3, 2012

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

Furnt

The act of getting turnt and faded at the same time.

Oh man I got so furnt last night I don't even remeber how I got home.

by Showdyshow April 2, 2015

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

furnick nora

Furnick Nora is a satanic devil from the early 1600's. She is best known for possessing children and making them play hide and go seek. She also is a well known devil used in many popular cults around the world.

Omg! Is that Furnick Nora possesing that child!

by Devilexpert November 13, 2015