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fossil

Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"

(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)

"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
by mac n fode August 9, 2006
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Fossil Ridge High school Keller

Fossil Ridge High school in Keller Texas is an amazing school full of great academics, sports and diversity. When you walk in you will see people from many backgrounds and cultures, almost like a melting pot. The teachers are very loving and supportive toward their students creating a great learning environment. Graduates from Fossil Ridge will say that they will never forget their experience at The Ridge! 😁
Person one- “ Damn Fossil Ridge High School Keller won another football game”.
Person two- “ Hell yeah their an amazing school of course they won”.
by MMMadison October 4, 2021
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flossay

another way of expressing the same meaning as flossy
that picture of you is flossay!
by meghan o December 24, 2008
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fossling

To fossle;
To surreptiosly scratch your testicles through your pockets when that annoying, spontaneous, itch thing, happens.
"Wow! I know I look good but I didn't think that I was hot enough to make men spontaneously masturbate!"
"Dont kid yourself you ugly cow, I'm just fossling!"
by Mark Tarr February 12, 2009
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Fossils

Fossils is 1337
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Forsaken

Belg! \o/
Op Zen Doos!
by een nederlander August 13, 2003
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Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.
Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"
by Dave October 16, 2003
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