One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Flying the brown eye

Waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump or any turd laid after midnight.

"Man, I had a late dinner last night and I was flying the brown eye at three o'clock in the morning."

by Tukky May 11, 2009

flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016

Flying Elbow Kick

Deontay Wilder's planned finishing move to be used against Tyson Fury.

I might get on the top of the buckle of the rope and come down with a flying elbow kick.

by I will find a pseudonym January 30, 2020

Flingy

A word to describe an unusual person who looks or acts funny without trying to be and has a very wild dress sense e.g baby blue jeans and brown slippers with tassels

Oh that guy over there looks mad flingy init

by Captain Scarlett February 10, 2023

suck a flying dick

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost

my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick

by bluebear October 5, 2020

Flying Wombat

A sexual act wherein the female lies face down with her rear slightly propped up on pillow and the male stands 4-5ft away before charging the female, leaping into the air while screaming "Flying Wombat!" and finally making a crash landing inside the female.

When Eric flipped me over and ran away I wasn't sure what to think, then I heard him cry "Flying Wombat!" and braced myself for impact.

by The Flying Sheriffbat June 6, 2010