Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021

Shadow flush

the flush used to cover the sound of something you don't want heard outside of the bathroom like, but not limited to terd bombs or masturbation and can also be done by turning on the sink or shower.

ex. dude randy has flushed like 20 times since he's been in there.

booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.

ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.

by teezybeezy'sbro November 1, 2010

Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."

Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.

by tonysnc October 3, 2014

Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.

Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"

by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018

flush factory

The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.

He's taking a flush factory up there, I can here the toilet from down here.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Blood Flush

When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.

It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.

Nah we can't have sex for another week. She fucked her ex. I need that bitch to have a blood flush.

by D Seuss June 23, 2023

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014