Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022
Get the Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst mug.Lloyd Finkleberg, cousin to Borgle Mcsalamander, was an online media personality, Lloyd even got his own emoji from samsung on the 17th of july 2022 to try spread awareness and bring justice to Lloyd's 53 life sentence.
Lloyd was given the sentence due to him stealing a glow-in-the-dark sausage from fort knox, the reason why being unknown. The trending online media hashtags including #justiceforlloyd and #lloydmoji have greatly helped with getting Lloyd's story out there.
Lloyd unfortunately passed away due receiving the death sentence early, he passed away on the 16th of september 2022, the way he died was by his head being pulled off by one of those claw machine things that the made specially for him, guards say he passed away peacefully.
Lloyd's death will forever be remembered as a legend dying, and he will always be a hero to many.
Lloyd was born on the 6th of september 0069, he passed away at the young age of 1952-1953.
#justiceforlloyd
Lloyd was given the sentence due to him stealing a glow-in-the-dark sausage from fort knox, the reason why being unknown. The trending online media hashtags including #justiceforlloyd and #lloydmoji have greatly helped with getting Lloyd's story out there.
Lloyd unfortunately passed away due receiving the death sentence early, he passed away on the 16th of september 2022, the way he died was by his head being pulled off by one of those claw machine things that the made specially for him, guards say he passed away peacefully.
Lloyd's death will forever be remembered as a legend dying, and he will always be a hero to many.
Lloyd was born on the 6th of september 0069, he passed away at the young age of 1952-1953.
#justiceforlloyd
Person 1: Yo dawgaroonie, who's that sexy hunk over there??
Person 2: Dude.. don't you know who Lloyd is???
Person 1: No??
Person 2: That's the man, the legend, the beast LLOYD FINKLEBERG!!
Person 1: HOLY SHIT !!
Person 1: LLOYD SIGN MY DICK !!
Person 2: Dude.. don't you know who Lloyd is???
Person 1: No??
Person 2: That's the man, the legend, the beast LLOYD FINKLEBERG!!
Person 1: HOLY SHIT !!
Person 1: LLOYD SIGN MY DICK !!
by 2019badgerqueen September 16, 2022
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Lee: Did you hear? Andrew gave Shelby the Dirty Finklestein last night!
Mike: No Way! How did she react?
Lee: She married him!
Mike: That’s a good girl!!
Mike: No Way! How did she react?
Lee: She married him!
Mike: That’s a good girl!!
by Cwhite April 12, 2024
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by coink September 2, 2023
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