Jone Fest

A competition of insults, usually between two people and judged or observed by a group of others. Unique to the D.C. area, see also jone.

"The jone fest was over when Abbai was told he has a played out phillie that only bamas would wear"

by Usef August 15, 2005

Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

by yungflame November 28, 2010

pussy-fest

When more than one woman has sex with you and only you. You might be a big player because of this, or just one lucky summabitch.

Guy 1:Dude, I got a pussy-fest last night.
Guy 2: Woot.

by Joseph Ferrebee January 16, 2006

festibobs

Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.

Q.Shape on you, where've you been? A. On my festibobs, need some holibobs now.

by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007

saussage fest

a large group consisting on of males needing female attention

"ere lads, this is a rite saussage fest"

by AT+AT January 16, 2009

feiticeira

A term for a psychotic ex girlfriend who kidnaps her former lover and abuses/molests him/her in a mental, physical, or sexual manner.

"Did you hear about that one lady who kidnapped and shot her ex-boyfriend? She was a real feiticeira."

by Drugs Malone November 9, 2003

Fester on Yahoo

A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.

don t soprano uFester

by The Upper Class February 10, 2005