Fedex

a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...

Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?

by Levon5100 January 6, 2004

Sticky Felix

Placing syrup on your penis and having a cat lick the syrup until ejaculation.

Once caught doing the sticky felix, he had his PETA membership revoked.

by The Ferg October 23, 2006

FedEx

K Feds current label. The only person probably in the entire world who didn't see this coming was him.

FedEx has been moping and lying since the divorce, NOT like before the divorce

by SOLofSLC November 14, 2006

Felix Ungar

A pertpetual neat nick phobia ridden person. Name comes from the Odd Couple Charecter, played on TV by Tony Randell.

Don't be such a Felix Ungar! The books are straight enough. The dishes are stacked just right. You don't have to iron your friggin socks!

by Senor February 7, 2004

FedEx

the world ontime, guaranteed

You're so FedEx, it's remarkable!

by Rancho Ron May 1, 2003

FedEx

where a lot of hot sexy young guys work at.

yo i love those fine ass fedex guys.

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

Felix

He is quite anorexic and has brownish black hair. It is important not to anger a Felix because he will go full tard rage on you.

"reeeee''-Felix

don't tell Felix about his lost almonds

by GiveMeBackMyAlmonds May 5, 2019