After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.
by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011
Get the felch baby surprise mug.A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.
by Backmypeel January 26, 2008
Get the Felch Bandit mug.Funny, but sweet and kind. A young, natural beauty which anyone can see easily. A way of being that naturally attractive and everyone likes. Most commonly a female, but also could be a man.
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Get the Felyn mug.3 or more guys shoot thier load into the anus of a 'victim'... and then he/she/it sucks it all out with a length of hose (supplied)
by jay July 31, 2003
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A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.
by xer0negative February 27, 2008
Get the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino mug.not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.
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