Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022

Short Feather

A super cool person

Wow, she's such a short feather

by superchill12345 April 8, 2023

Feather licking crocodile

A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}

*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020

feather over

1. to move something gently over another thing.
2. gently gracing over something

"He let his fingers feather over her knuckles."

by gensoukai November 17, 2009

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

Tarred and feathered

When you blow a load of semon on someone's face and then throw confetti and/or glitter on them.

I totally tarred and feathered that bitch last night.

by The Godlewski Shiner household September 6, 2016

Horns & Feathers

A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.

People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers

by danimal99 July 20, 2010