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flatsturbate

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure
by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016
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Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.
Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.
by A Fellow User February 12, 2019
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masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.
Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary
by stfu rat November 28, 2019
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Masturbate

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick
Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.

Timmy: Good for you.
by Gammy bear July 18, 2021
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masturbate

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.
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email masturbate

The act of sending yourself an email.
Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.
by fbunky November 14, 2013
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Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
by Danussy August 31, 2022
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