flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

by A Fellow User February 12, 2019

masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.

Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary

by stfu rat November 28, 2019

Masturbate

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick

Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.

Timmy: Good for you.

by Gammy bear July 18, 2021

masturbate

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.

I'm gonna teach Robert how to masturbate

by I caught him lacking so hard March 1, 2023

email masturbate

The act of sending yourself an email.

Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.

by fbunky November 14, 2013

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022