k-factor

when you have lived in klamath falls for so long that the girls that you would normal think are ugly, eventually become attractive to you. such as a girl from anywhere else that would be rated as a 4 on a scale from 1 to 10, eventually would become an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10 in klamath falls.

ex1: if you thought you were a hot ass bitch in klamath falls, and you went to the pearl district, as a woman the only thing you could think is im fat, ugly, stupid, and i need a bathroom to throw-up in
ex2: Guy 1- that chick that i nailed last night was hot.
guy 2- no way man, she was a total k-factor, your cock is gonna shrivel up and die... she looked like shrek.

by Rugby House January 13, 2010

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010

G Factor

Short for the Gangster (or "Gangsta") Factor. Parallels can be drawn between the X Factor (television show) and the G Factor.

Tyrone was on tha beatbox and Fiddy laid down some phat rhymes, they sho' have the G Factor,man.

by Guthrizzle January 4, 2009

Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.

"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."

by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

fob factor

(fob fak-ter) -noun

1. describes the key elements and explanations to behaviour by members of the fob group - that fobs will carry out actions if the actions will increase their popularity/give them membership within a desired fob ingroup and/or will decrease the popularity of those in the outgroup OR the actions will continue to perpetuate negative feelings towards fob outgroup members thereby decreasing the outgroup's members' chances of joining the fob ingroup; only applies to fobs when they are around other fobs (i.e. not applicable to fobs' behaviour around caucasians, african americans, etc.)

2. a style of dress and fashion that is highlighted by high-power expensive brands such as LV, agnes B, Chanel etc. in complement with some elements of the hip-hop/r&b style of rappers in the states.

1. ex. It must have been the fob factor that made Madeline gloat about her outings with the other executives we aren't friends with, after she was placed on the Asian Executive Council.

1. ex. Jane: Why doesn't Bob talk to us anymore after he came back from Hong Kong?
Janet: Two words: fob factor.

2. ex. That bape hoodie and the LV belt are the fob factors in Matthew's outfit today.

by stephaniehy February 27, 2009