falsecrack

to blindside, or cheap shot someone.

He came out of nowhere and falsecracked me upside the head

by McDoodle The Third May 18, 2008

False motivation

1.Buying into the illusion that you're content with someone or something in hopes that eventually you really will be. 2. Using someone as "false motivation" in a relationship, hoping they will make you happy so that you don't have to deal with your own reality.

He was trying to escape his demons, using false motivation in hopes that she would silence them.

by MaGGii84 August 4, 2014

False Bottom

When a man pretends to be gay but still loves getting the dick

So Brett's "false bottom" ass was at the club pretending he wasn't looking to get dicked down

by StiffPeter1015 October 14, 2021

Falser

a person that lies

when someone lies you identify them as a falser

A- Adrian you are such a falser

by Evan Mac October 19, 2009

false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011

false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.

Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!

by funnyman21224 May 13, 2011