Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.

Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.

by Godless Dad November 12, 2022

cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022

foul is fair

Basically anything goes , bad behavior being foul , is accepted and to be expected .

Street fighting rule # 1.
Fight at your own risk . Foul is fair . Example : me have gun , you have none . Fair and fun .

by Han $olo September 1, 2022

love fairness

When two people are prepared to talk, shut up, listen and think and say sorry; no-one is ever 100% right.

As a couple we value love fairness.

by Josef69 June 10, 2017

Fair Up

An expression of support or encouragement. Used for footy teams, and often used to goad willing friends into illegal or stupid activities.

Australian slang.

#1: Fair up the Titans!

#2 (while on the back of a ute doing more than 100km/h): Fair up 'im Davo! Feed it!

#3 (while convincing mates to get fuck eyed): Fair up the beers aye.

by kingofspin March 12, 2020