facebalk

stalking people on facebook

I didn't know if she had a boyfriend so I had to facebalk her.

by cjykey2009 February 4, 2010

Faceblock

When someone adds a comment to your Facebook page: 1. noone likes them and would not want to comment after their comment
2. deters others from commenting on your status/photo

Oh great...Sue just faceblocked my status.

by Jerzygirl August 5, 2010

Facebaiting

The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.

i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.

Evelyn is Facebaiting Eva about her drunk dancing last night. I wonder if she has seen it yet?

by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010

Facebalk

A person who has not joined Facebook.

It's so weird, Bill is a web designer and he is still facebalking. Makes it harder to stay in touch with him.

by stuhem October 28, 2010

Faceblocked

When someone blocks you from viewing their facebook profile. Either by blocking you entirely or just parts of their profile; pictures, mutual friends, comments.

Bill, "Hey, how come I can't see April's mutual friends but I can see her comments?"

Dave, "Oh you don't know? You got Faceblocked"

by Rabber December 28, 2010

Facebanging

The act of exchanging sexual messages via facebook chat. Basically, sexting on facebook.

Ratt and I were Facebanging until 8:00 this morning. I was so wet.

by CageFucker March 12, 2011

Facebonch

The act of being on facebook, such as chatting, creeping, etc.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you finish tomorrow's homework?
Guy 2: No man, Ive just been facebonching.

by JohnBeezy31 April 5, 2011