A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.
I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.
by TheAwesomeistChickYouKnow. July 23, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. 1.facebook is an addictive website for young teens to mind fuck each other through drama and screwing people over and/or a website for nerds to play stupid games
2. facebook is a website to get to know people you dont know and learn to hate people but it is fun to go on it is addictive though
2. facebook is a website to get to know people you dont know and learn to hate people but it is fun to go on it is addictive though
1.hay man i met jennet on facebook and she is a drama
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2. dude i cant stay off of facebook book its to addicting!!
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2. dude i cant stay off of facebook book its to addicting!!
by Emma55 June 20, 2011
Get the facebookmug. verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
by the dude5264247 March 17, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Facebook: noun ~ A social network where friends can interact and act as immature as they want.
Thanks Pokedex!
Thanks Pokedex!
by Default~Marcus July 24, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. A place where people talk to friends and play virtual games. A total place to waste your life.
250th definition!
250th definition!
May 5, 2007: *on FaceBook*
April 21, 2012: *still on FaceBook*
School: *sneaking on FaceBook on my smartphone*
April 21, 2012: *still on FaceBook*
School: *sneaking on FaceBook on my smartphone*
by CoderWhoWillMakeANewFaceBook September 23, 2012
Get the facebookmug.