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forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.
Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.
by horse man July 28, 2007
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forced-again virgin

Similar to a born-again virgin, only the new virginity is the result of a prolonged and highly undesired abstinence due to a complete lack of worthy prospects.
Stephanie, when was the last time you got laid?

Uhh, 1 year, 4 months, and 11 days ago.

Oh my god! You never told me you were a forced-again virgin!
by AgentBacardi June 3, 2010
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Forgetful Roses

Roses sold at graduations, dance recitals, gas stations, or outside any other moment when flowers are given. The point being to take advantage of men who forget to buy them and gouge up the price. If identified as forgetful roses the problem is not solved but infact multiplied.
Man those forgetful roses are pretty expensive. Nothing says I love you like gas station flowers.
by Usul July 9, 2007
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Forced Header

A term used in football where the ball is kicked (either on purpose or by accident) into another players head or face, without them having time to react (i.e. forcing them to head the ball)

Usually followed by laughter, especially when a particulary powerful shot connects with the face.
Ash: Did you see Johns awesome forced header?
Nat: Yeah, Paul smashed that at him
John: Ow...
by ADChick August 1, 2008
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Forget-me-tea

Any tea made from datura or other deliriant drug, causing severe memory lapses, or at the very least making memories inseparable from dreams.
That was a terrible work week! I'm going to have a nice cup of forget-me-tea and it'll be like it never happened.
by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 16, 2009
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forced frivolity

Any mandatory organizational activity supposedly designed to encourage comaradarie and build personal and working relationships by forcing you to hang and socialize with people with whom you work and that you would never consider spending time with outside of work.
Another afternoon of "forced frivolity," management's answer to team building!
by riansc April 16, 2015
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Furged

An alternative form of fucked. Coined from the antics of an illiterate Nigerian trying to speak British English on a viral Instagram video.
This car is turning on its own...This is furged men! LOL
by Tobikay March 18, 2019
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