Food Nazi

A person who tries to influence the types of food other people eat, like to eat, or are legally able to eat. Uses propaganda, taxes, statutes, insults, lectures, and other types of persuasive tactics to achieve this goal. Usually follows a diet that is vegan, raw vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, all organic, fair trade, locally sourced, low sugar, low fat, anti-trans-fat, anti-salt, or some combination of these.

Well, the Food Nazis are trying to outlaw Happy Meals again. Big surprise...

by Volitionx February 16, 2014

food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

food shy

The act of not wanting to eat in front of people.

Them waffles good ass hell ! This nigga freddy acting food shy and shit , don’t wanna eat and shit”

by El Gato Gato August 4, 2018

Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

Food Bully

Someone who actively tries to alter the recipe to the food you are cooking.

My wife would 'food bully' me into putting paprika on my eggs.

by Vinnz0 October 24, 2015

food fodder

At a dinner table, when there's nothing to talk about but the food. (Usually awkward and directionless conversation)

Justin: "How's that steak treating ya?"

Rick: (finishes chewing) "It's good... How's your pasta?"

Justin: "It's good...."

(Awkward silence ensues)

Rick: (Thinking to himself) "That conversation was such food fodder"

by ChubbsYK March 30, 2011