bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops

Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper

by Brandallberry November 7, 2017

seat fluid

Fluid used in car seats in order to make them move front to back, shift left and right, and raise/lower the seat. Similar to blinker fluid.

You need to check your seat fluid the same time you change your blinker fluid to keep your car in well runnin condition.

by Kswaggo November 10, 2017

Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.

Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.

by Dezmuz May 24, 2016

Fluid Mental Rigidity

Being able to properly stand your ground on various topics even if the topics differ greatly in substance.

Often confused with hypocrisy.

Just because Khalea defended people who have truck-nuts then proclaimed how people who own truck-nuts should be shot is not hypocracy, its fluid mental rigidity.

by Heauxsferatu January 15, 2017

Fluid goose

Male jerk off man by feet

Person 1: let’s have fluid goose person 2: yess I haven’t got jerked off by feet in werks

by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020

Genital-fluid

Genital-fluid, or genital fluid, describes an individual whose personality varies from being a dick, to a pussy, or an ass/ asshole, etc. Not always an insult.

Simon: "What's wrong with you lately? You've been such an obnoxious jerk and coward lately."
Freddy: "I might be genital-fluid, bro."
Simon: "Bro... Get over it."
Freddy: "Nah, it's pretty fun, assface. Not gonna lie :)"

by SphincterToday December 9, 2020

Radical Fluid Identity Theory

... posits that many of the putative unchangeable characteristics, such as race or gender,will become irrefutably protean in the future given we reach the point where it's technologically possible to do things like switch genders or race more easily & or in a (more) irrefutable manner. Supposed unchangeable characteristics would become patently changeable & analogous to the clothes one chooses to wear or the colour of hair one chooses to have.

Jolyne: Methinks Radical Fluid Identity Theory is a good idea. It'll prolly get people in the mindset of wanting to try all the stuffs. All the genders, all the races, all the characteristics, all the life, do everything, shag everything, everybody love everybody bruh.

June: Yo dude it gets me hype. I cannot wait for the future.

Reaves: Yo I remember the future
Celyne: NEKTAR NOW!

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 5, 2020