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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
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filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
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Reverse Filipino

1. The act of reversing a bad situation into a (possibly) worse situation.
2. A move in billiards where the ball ricochets and goes in.
1. I was getting raped but I pulled a quick reverse Filipino and raped him instead.
2. My nigga wasn't aiming but ended up pulling a reverse Filipino
by Gay Filipino April 20, 2018
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Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16
I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.
by TruckerWife1539 January 19, 2021
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Filipino's

FACT: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world.
by drainerfranxx December 5, 2020
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Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.
Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*
by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023
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