Microsoft excel

A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.

Die Microsoft excel.

by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016

excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018

Excellent

Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"

Yo, Sean! I just owned that guy! Excellent.

by John December 13, 2004

expection

An inspection undertaken before releasing a surety.

At the end of a rental period, the owner of a rented holiday house, will make an expection to check all is in order before returning the renter's deposit.

by yrrah May 18, 2008

perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.

Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.

by Nco November 15, 2003

excellent

A point of inebriation where one is neither no longer drunk, but so far gone that one becomes a total party animal and paranoid at the same time.

Boy 1: "Hey, where's Matt?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he's outside and quite excellent right now"
Matt: "Yo! You talking shit about me?"
Boy 1: "No..."
Matt: "Oh okay....you excellent yet? Get excellent!"

by excellentbigBro October 25, 2011

excel33t

best word ever, a description of fine IT work

moose does excel33t IT work

by most excel33t February 28, 2005