European Casualty

A sex position in which the man is standing and the womam procedes to masterbate the man with her armpit while blindfolded.

Jen gives European Casualties like its her job.

by anonymouse May 13, 2005

European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

european shower

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.

Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.

by barbarino October 4, 2005

European Brownie Swap

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.

"Dude, I saw these two dude doing a European Brownie Swap."
"Nasty."

by jdt13 August 17, 2011

The European

An alcoholic beverage that consists of a 1 to 3 ratio of russian vodka and french wine.

Tom got hammered like a drunken swine on the"The European".

by nx2059 February 19, 2009

European Skyscraper

Carefully crafted tall european buildings, mostly found in germany, france, madrid and in some cases sweden. They are aesthetically pleasing and have breathtaking view. The most superior type of structure known to the world. With greenish brown tinted windows, a creme textured surface, a golden-brown dome for a rooftop and soft pink doors, these are the most beautiful architectural designs in the history of man kind.

did you see that that stunning building when you went to madrid? it was breathtaking.

the best kind of skyscraper in the world... its got to be a European Skyscraper

by secretdesigner June 23, 2010

European Catfish

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline

"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."

by Blckbik April 10, 2007