Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

by Cloud November 22, 2004

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Esqueelation

Esqueelation (verb), to esquilate. As described in HEHRBEHRT's description, esqueelation is a disease founded by Biologist NAP1029 and Mad Scientist KrashDown. It was stumbled upon accidently whilst trying to create the monsterous Bearshark. The disease is formed by harmful bacterium mixing with the human stomach lining, when the reaction happens the Esquilate DNA will merge with the hosts creating a hybrid of the two, this hybrid is named the Esquitus and takes the form of a Green/Grey doughey substance. Following this the Esquitus will dig through the hosts skin and protrude from their bellybutton. As the Esquitus grows it will cause immense pain and pleasure to the host such as bleeding from the inside (internal bleeding) or giving the sensation of doing a pee you've needed for a long time. Once the growth stage of Esqueelating is complete it will detatch, tearing out the hosts bellybutton, this will decide the gender (inny-female) (outy-male). This Esquitus will copy the hosts DNA and form a clone named the Esquii.

Robert was esqueelating! OH GOD I'M ESQUEELATING!!! Esqueelation is very hurty :(

by KrashDown January 9, 2014

essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

by EssexDave May 15, 2016

essel

a nice person but very emotional. he is generous and has a kind heart. likes girls but loves to be with one. in simpler words, AWESOME

he is an essel

by _black.cougar_ May 17, 2018

Essketitt

Essketitt means when you’re so hyper and and you’re listening to little pump and then you just go ESSKETITT and then your mother walks and she’s like why are you screaming you’re just like ESKETITT

When you’re listening to Little just keep saying it Essketitt

by Lil pump 21 August 5, 2018

esstemity

for one to feel of higher status or rank compared to ones below them.

A Handsome Door feels full of esstemity when he top frags in valorant.

by bloody_ejjit February 2, 2021