1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!
In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.
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Jeff: That sucks.
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