pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

Dirty English

Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.

The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.

My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.

I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.

by 69buttz December 25, 2020

IELTS English

When you use your English way too dramatic, yet for no reasons

English: Look what you made me do!
IELTS English: Observe what course of action you compelled me to commit to

by Tom Reader March 3, 2021

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October

During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.

Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!

by xboxplayer10431 October 3, 2023

Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex

Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"

by Mac Soul January 9, 2012

engineer

1) More useful to society than an insurance salesman.
2) More useful to the arms industry than a big bucket of grenades.
3) More likely to use statistics than 345% of the population.
4) Enjoys overcomplicating things.

The aerospace engineer is the guy in the plane who is whimpering quietly and looking worried.

by victorhadin March 25, 2003

engine butter

An extremely heavy grade of motor oil, typically 50W-20. This oil is used in an automobile when it's on it's last legs and should be replaced. Engine butter does help for a while, but sooner or later the oil burnoff gets so bad hat you are spending as much money one oil as you are on gasoline!!!

I need a reign job on my car, it's smoking like a sonofabitch, i'm gonna pure some engine butter in there, maybe I can get another 3000 miles outof it if I'm lucky.

by Dwayne September 17, 2004