When enjoying a breakfast sandwich the egg pops and oozes all over your hand, you have been eggjaculated on.
by Whiteshadow January 10, 2014
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"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012
Get the post ejaculatory autism mug.As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.
Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.
by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018
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by svestiaz July 1, 2010
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by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010
Get the eye-jaculation mug.When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010
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