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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Ejaculation (02/12/2025).mug. The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
Get the Premachair Ejaculationmug. As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by maximus big cock March 15, 2014
Get the ejaculation of lifemug. "Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
by WGHSci October 9, 2023
Get the Emotional Ejaculationmug. A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.
by Jom1 July 22, 2019
Get the heart ejaculationmug. The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022
Get the Ejaculate Conceptionmug. noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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