Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

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run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.

dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009

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erection

when your penis is fully up and ready to go :)

girl: can i blow you yet?

guy: yes, i have the biggest erection

girl: whoopie!!!!

by dcd13' (tmtmtmtmtm) October 8, 2009

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erection

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention

1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*

by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

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Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

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Erection

What a male sometimes gets when he sees a female that turns him on.

Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down

After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.

by Ali Bashir February 18, 2006

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