Any dream involving Ex-girlfriends. Positive or negative.
"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all happy and nice and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"
"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all fucked she was a total twat and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"
"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all fucked she was a total twat and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"
by HateTouch January 4, 2008
Get the Ex-Dream mug.Any woman/girl who is a bitch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more fucking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. Then the next night she lie's, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil Succubus bitch claws,
My Ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that lie's, lie's, lie's, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try's to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend... sorry EX BOYFRIEND, when there isnt anything wrong with him.
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Yo dawg that trick ass bitch in the chinchilla fur just got ex-p'hozed! She got caught wit her man's best friend!
by regan February 3, 2005
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by Cult Killer November 15, 2009
Get the ex-ist mug.An ex from hell is an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that is completely insane. They typically try to contact you constantly, and do NOT want to see you happy in a relationship. They will likely do whatever it takes to ruin your relationships, especially when they realize that your new love is significantly better than them.
In most cases, an ex from hell is a girl. She's usually an ugly bitch who feels threatened by your beautiful, smart new girlfriend.
In most cases, an ex from hell is a girl. She's usually an ugly bitch who feels threatened by your beautiful, smart new girlfriend.
Guy: Ew. WTF?
Girlfriend: Who texted you?
Guy: That ugly skank Sydney, she wants to have sex with me and has no respect for our relationship.
Girlfriend: Ugh, what an ex from hell.
Girlfriend: Who texted you?
Guy: That ugly skank Sydney, she wants to have sex with me and has no respect for our relationship.
Girlfriend: Ugh, what an ex from hell.
by The better girl July 4, 2010
Get the Ex from hell mug.An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.
September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..
5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..
5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.
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