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shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."
by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014
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Namjoons.drivers.license

A kpop tiktoker who's really funny and cool
Who wouldn't follow Namjoons.drivers.license on tiktok?
by Anonymous amazing person January 14, 2021
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Ornida Drive

home of the legendary “Jake Arnold” where he throws epic ragers and gets drunk and full sends!
yo are u sliding to “ornida drivetonight
by joey pruszenski September 14, 2021
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Second-Hand Drivebye

When you take a large hit of marijuana,walk past someone and exhale rapidly in their face while walking by,intending to make them high.
As I hit the blunt i decided to take a huge hit.After that I proceeded across the party and found an unsuspecting victim and when he wasn't looking i blew the smoke right in his face and left before he knew it was me.This is known as "The Second-Hand Drivebye.
by DoonerTM January 4, 2010
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Dead Seat Driver

When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....
Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.
by timusic March 24, 2010
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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
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Red-jaguar-driver

A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.
Jason, I see you in cheap outfits these days, are you becoming a red-jaguar-driver?
by Urban Thornhill Idioms November 28, 2018
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