drinkist

A professional, well mannered drinker. Not to be confused with a drunk or a pisspot.

A drinkist is the ever-present, friendly, well mannered and sociable drinker. They have a great capacity for alcohol and NEVER appear drunk or cause offence. A true pro!

by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007

test drive

to try something out

I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005

fat-driving

The act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. It is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. Fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.

"I tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat bitch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes."

"I wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a Festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. I honked so he'd pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe."

by mikedx42 March 1, 2010

Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"

He's a certi driver

by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022

drinking

The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.

"How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?"

by Godfather July 10, 2005

If you catch my drift

figurative form of speech.
It means If you understand what a person is implying or follow where they're getting at in a conversation.

Usually substituted for the following phrases:
"If you know what I'm saying." or "If you see what I mean."

Person 1: "I bet Maria is an animal in the sack--if you catch my drift."
Person 2: She sure is

by thedefinitivedefinition October 4, 2014

Dritt

Dry but Litt at the same time, like you could be bored but everyone else is litt or it could go either way, you could be litt but everyone else is bored

Mannnn this party is madd dritt

Yoooo we madd dritt rn

by Amir.Swervo March 11, 2017