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Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
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dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.
Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.
by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018
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Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011
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Sprinkle Donut

The act of peeing on a sexual partner's butthole
"yeah last night Kayla gave that guy a sprinkle donut"
by Tboa June 19, 2016
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Aces and Donuts

A way to describe a situation that is positive, likable, or going well.
1) Once we're done with this project everything will be aces and donuts.
2) I'm goin' to the bar alone, but it's all aces and donuts.
by Lord Thaddius June 22, 2018
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Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head
"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"
by bestdeffinitions March 17, 2012
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Donut Holin’

A euphemism for anal sex or any sexual activity involving the anus.
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.

She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.

I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.

If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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